Police Men were chasing a thief Akpos that escaped from prison at night.
Akpos ran into a nearby cemetry, stripped naked and sat on a grave.
When the police got there, they asked; Did you see anybody that ran pass you?.
Akpos replied; No. I'm a visitor. I was buried yesterday. The heat is too much inside my grave. I came outside to receive fresh air.
The police men took to their heels
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PRAYER (GMT 1)
In the name of the Father and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Blessed be God, the Father Almighty who have not leave your soul among the dead, but have given you the gift of life this new day. As you rise up today and go about your daily duties, may God's power guide and uphold you. His wisdom shall direct you. The eye of God shall look before you and His ear listen for you. The word of God shall speak for you and His hand shall defend you. The shield of God shall protect you and His hosts shall guide you; from the snares of demons, from the seducion of vice, from the wicked desire of your own nature, and from every man who plots evil against you; near or afar, alone or with others; may the mighy power of God defend you. May no evil befall you this day. May your day be blessed from the beginning to the end. And may you see the goodness of the Lord in this land of the living . Amen.
It is well with you in Jesus name!
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Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.
You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job.
Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Akpos..
